Will give unlimited hosting for a PR5+ backward link

Hi,

I am looking for PR5 and higher site owners that would like to get a
lifelong, fully featured and unlimited web hosting package in return
for a PR5+ backward link.

We will give you unlimited web hosting account for each permanent link
pointing at our website.

The hosting package includes:
1. Unlimited web space
2. Unlimited monthly data transfer
3. Unlimited email accounts
4. Unlimited MySQL databases
5. Unlimited subdomains
6. User friendly configuration panel
7. Professional user support
8. Highly reliable, UK based data centre, 99.7% uptime
9. Fully configurable account via your own php.ini files, perl, cgi,
PHP4 and PHP5

We require the following:
1. Only links from family-friendly sites

2. Links must be permanent one way static html links with the anchor
text of our choosing with no rel=nofollow links in the code.

3. The link page indexed with PR5 or higher by Google, no redirects,
javascript links, hidden links, or other unethical tactics.

4. Link page must be search engine friendly. (static page) ie no
redirects, cloaking, etc. Page must not be dis-allowed by robots.txt

5. Link pages must be cached by Google and Yahoo

6. IMPORTANT:
- NO link farms, link-exchange programs, No adult sites, no
classifieds or pharmacy or mortgage, gaming, forums, web directories,
political, guestbooks, dynamic links, black hat links

7. The linking page must have no more than 24 outbound links.

8. One link per domain, all from different IP addresses.

9. English web sites only.

10. All links must be static, standard href type links (no cgi etc.)
and direct using provided anchor text.

11. One way non-reciprocal links.

12. No link exchanges.

13. Links must be permanent.

We provide help moving your current web hosting account to us.

Please contact me at dutchdisco.DeleteThis@gmail.com for more details.

> We provide help moving your current web hosting account to us.

It wouldn't do you any good anyway. Google looks at all sorts of
things to determine a link's value, and the days when you could
register ten domains on one server (or even in one C-block) and have
them all link to each other are long gone.

I suspect Google even discounts links between sites that have the same
registrant, are managed from the same Webmaster console, etc.