While sitting in a puddle Matt Probert scribbled in the mud:
> Hey can anyone give me some quotes
What is the difference between genius and stupidity?
Genius has limits. - Albert Einstein
A few pretty cool unknown quots...
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
The road to to success is always under construction.
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Drive defensively -- buy a tank.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
Computer hackers do it all night long.
Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality.
Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
History does not repeat itself, -- historians merely repeat each
other.
Jury -- Twelve people who determine which client has the better
lawyer.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.
Wasting time is an important part of life.
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the
lesson afterward.
Kindness: A language the deaf can hear, the blind can see, and the
mute can speak.
From the Disney's animated movie 'Mulan'
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of
all. - You don't meet a girl like THAT every Dynasty!" ~ The Emperor to
Shang (Captain)
"No matter how the wind howls, the mountain can not bow to it." ~ The
Emperor to Shan Yu (Hun's leader)
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm
not sure about the former. ~ Albert Einstein
Joy in looking and comprehending is nature's most beautiful gift. ~
Albert Einstein
Small is the number of them that see with their own eyes and feel with
their own hearts. ~ Albert Einstein
The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he is capable
of receiving. ~ Albert Einstein
Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. ~
Albert Einstein
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. ~ Albert Einstein
Only one who devotes himself to a cause with his whole strength and soul
can be a true master. For this reason mastery demands all of a person. ~
Albert Einstein
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be
counted counts. ~ Albert Einstein
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. ~
Albert Einstein
Only a life lived for others is a life worth living. ~ Albert Einstein
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War
IV will be fought with sticks and stones. ~ Albert Einstein
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all
comprehensible. ~ Albert Einstein
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. ~ Albert Einstein
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. ~ Jeannette
Rankin
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. ~ Albert
Schweitzer
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad
judgement. ~ Jim Horning
Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove
all doubt. ~ Abraham Lincoln
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's
character, give him power. ~ Abraham Lincoln
A lie can travel half way around the world while truth is putting on its
shoes. ~ Mark Twain
It is easier to stay out then get out. ~ Mark Twain
The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who
can't read them. ~ Mark Twain
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. ~ Mark Twain
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. ~
Mark Twain
Never let formal education get in the way of your learning. ~ Mark Twain
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has
read. ~ Mark Twain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. ~
Mark Twain
When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make
a decision. ~ Lord Flkland
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-
working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all
the publicity. But then--we elected them. ~Lily Tomlin
Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody. ~Ben. Franklin
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to
please everybody. ~Bill Cosby
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more
violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in
the opposite direction. ~E. F. Schumacher
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. ~Steven Wright
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. ~Oscar Wilde
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. ~Frank Zappa
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
~Flip Wilson
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your
shoes. ~Mickey Mouse
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap
as they go by. ~Will Rogers
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable
to sit still in a room. ~Blaise Pascal
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all
who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed
at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright- brothers. But they also laughed at
Zozo the Clown. ~Carl Sagan
The word "politics" is derived from the word "poly", meaning 'many', and
the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. ~Larry Hardiman
War is a series of disasters which result in a winner. ~Georges
Clemenceau
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
~Dudley Moore
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so
certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. ~Bertrand
Russell
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. ~Zsa
Zsa Gabor
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her. ~Sacha Guitry
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. ~
Unknown
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my
room. ~Woody Allen
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the
world that just don't add up. ~James Magary
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~
Unknown
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one. ~ Unknown
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out. ~Montaigne
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you
want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,
then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you
don't need it. ~Bob Hope
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. ~Mark Twain
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth
even if it costs them their jobs. ~Samuel Goldwyn
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
~Albert Camus
When love is gone, there's always justice.
And when justice is gone, there's always force.
And when force is gone, there's always Mom.
Hi, Mom! ~Laurie Anderson
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. ~Albert Einstein
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. ~Woody Allen
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedence, loyalty, and the importance
of turning around three times before lying down. ~Robert Benchley
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true. ~Niels Bohr
to a young physicist
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do
freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
~George Carlin
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate VII
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to
speak it to? ~Clarence Darrrow
Efficiency is intelligent laziness. ~David Dunham
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
~Baltasar Gracian
Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a
statue in honor of a critic. ~Jean Sibelius
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but
won't cross the street to vote in a national election. ~Bill Vaughan
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is
unreadable and literature is not read. ~Oscar Wilde
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
~Paul Valery
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself public
property. ~ Thomas Jefferson
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't." ~ Erica Jong
Crime does not pay... as well as politics. ~ Alfred E. Newman
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or
lose." ~ Darrin Weinberg
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours. ~ Stephen F Roberts
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. ~ Unknown
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say
the opposite. ~ Sam Levenson
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees
the opportunity in every difficulty. ~ Sir Winston Churchill
Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal
from the public purse. ~ Adlai E. Stevenson
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. ~ Stanislaw J. Lec
A problem well stated is a problem half solved. ~ C.F. Kettering
What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to. ~ Hansell
B. Duckett
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to
believe it. ~ Wilson Milzner
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of
nothing. ~ Oscar Wilde
Let me smile with the wise, and feed with the rich. ~ Dr. Johnson
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll need them on your way
down. ~ Wilson Mizner
One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough. ~ James
Thurber
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. ~
Oscar Wilde
I hear and I forget. I see and I believe. I do and I understand. ~
Confucius (B.C. 551-479)
The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according
to his action. ~ Confucius (B.C. 551-479)
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to
time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. ~ Oscar Wilde,
1856-1900
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat. ~ Katherine
Whitehorn
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem. ~ Ashleigh
Brilliant
There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and,
after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second. ~
Logan Pearsall Smith
Common-looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the
lord makes so many of them. ~ Abraham Lincoln
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. ~ Euripides
An apology is the superglue of life. It can repair just about anything. ~
Lynn Johnston
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