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Nullified <null DeleteThis @null.null> altered the spacetime fabric by disgorging
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> Dear potential advertisers in AWW
> Im looking for services, of all types. Please post your responses here
> in AWW. Cheers.

Ahh, thank Ghu! I was looking for the opportunity to advertise my business
in an apparant response to an article:

I offer high-quality, professional level cleaning and tuning of left-handed
moebius wrenches. (Please note, I am just starting this business up, so I
don't have the rig for right-handed moebius wrenches...yet). I will polish
them, tune them to ensure that their physical-universe-defying
configurations are both accurate *and* efficient, all for the low price of
five hundred quatloos per wrench.

Please note that, as a start-up, I do not offer pick-up service, yet, so
you'll have to drop them off at my shop, but don't worry, it's service-
while-you-wait:

Marc's Mobius Machinations
1477 NullPhysics Lane
Bringemonia, Spamazonia

Proxima Centauri IV

(Just head north from Earth: It's a short four light year hop.
Complimentary coffee while you wait!)

Please Note: If you are using a pinpoint black hole in any form or size as
a part of your propulsion system, I respectfully request that you park
three planets out: My liability insurance doesn't cover entire stellar
systems)


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On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 23:06:39 -0500, Marc Bissonnette
<dragnet\_@_/internalysis.com> scrawled:

> I offer high-quality, professional level cleaning and tuning of left-handed
> moebius wrenches. (Please note, I am just starting this business up, so I
> don't have the rig for right-handed moebius wrenches...yet).

What about reversible ones? I only use moebius wrenches that swing
both ways.

> I will polish
> them, tune them to ensure that their physical-universe-defying
> configurations are both accurate *and* efficient, all for the low price of
> five hundred quatloos per wrench.

Five hundred quatloos per wrench? That's starway robbery! My aunt
Frizbus does all handednesses of moebius wrenches for 300 quatloos
*and* she's properly certified and is a fellow of the Intergalactic
Siblinghood of Moebius Wrench Maintenance Workers.

> Please Note: If you are using a pinpoint black hole in any form or size as
> a part of your propulsion system, I respectfully request that you park
> three planets out: My liability insurance doesn't cover entire stellar
> systems)

Wimp.

<grumble>
Just can't get good help these days.
</grumble>

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MGW <mgw1979.DeleteThis@hotmail.com> altered the spacetime fabric by disgorging
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> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 23:06:39 -0500, Marc Bissonnette
> <dragnet\_@_/internalysis.com> scrawled:
>
>> I offer high-quality, professional level cleaning and tuning of
>> left-handed moebius wrenches. (Please note, I am just starting this
>> business up, so I don't have the rig for right-handed moebius
>> wrenches...yet).
>
> What about reversible ones? I only use moebius wrenches that swing
> both ways.

Och, laddie, a man's gotta start somewhere: Tell your poor third-cousin
who can only afford the left handed moebius wrench that you know a guy in
the Proxima Centauri system that can hook him up.

>
>> I will polish
>> them, tune them to ensure that their physical-universe-defying
>> configurations are both accurate *and* efficient, all for the low
>> price of five hundred quatloos per wrench.
>
> Five hundred quatloos per wrench? That's starway robbery! My aunt
> Frizbus does all handednesses of moebius wrenches for 300 quatloos
> *and* she's properly certified and is a fellow of the Intergalactic
> Siblinghood of Moebius Wrench Maintenance Workers.

Yeah, but is she *less* than four light years from Earth ? Hunh ? Hunh ?

>> Please Note: If you are using a pinpoint black hole in any form or
>> size as a part of your propulsion system, I respectfully request that
>> you park three planets out: My liability insurance doesn't cover
>> entire stellar systems)
>
> Wimp.
>
> <grumble>
> Just can't get good help these days.
> </grumble>

It's not the imploding that hurts - it's the complete atomic collapse at
the end... Waitaminute... The imploding would hurt, too.





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On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 22:33:42 +0000, Nullified wrote:

> Im looking for services, of all types.

Get on your knees.

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And lo, Nullified didst speak in alt.www.webmaster:

> Dear potential advertisers in AWW
> Im looking for services, of all types. Please post your responses here
> in AWW. Cheers.

Ah, Nullified. Rebel without a clue.

Grey

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On Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:16:37 -0400, GreyWyvern <spam.RemoveThis@greywyvern.com>
wrote:

>And lo, Nullified didst speak in alt.www.webmaster:
>
>> Dear potential advertisers in AWW
>> Im looking for services, of all types. Please post your responses here
>> in AWW. Cheers.
>
>Ah, Nullified. Rebel without a clue.
>
Ah, Grey. Self-appointed Defender of AWW.
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And lo, Nullified didst speak in alt.www.webmaster:

> GreyWyvern <spam DeleteThis @greywyvern.com> wrote:
>
>> And lo, Nullified didst speak in alt.www.webmaster:
>>
>>> Dear potential advertisers in AWW
>>> Im looking for services, of all types. Please post your responses here
>>> in AWW. Cheers.
>>
>> Ah, Nullified. Rebel without a clue.
>>
> Ah, Grey. Self-appointed Defender of AWW.

Yawn.


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Nullified <null.TakeThisOut@null.null> altered the spacetime fabric by disgorging
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> On Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:16:37 -0400, GreyWyvern <spam.TakeThisOut@greywyvern.com>
> wrote:
>
>>And lo, Nullified didst speak in alt.www.webmaster:
>>
>>> Dear potential advertisers in AWW
>>> Im looking for services, of all types. Please post your responses here
>>> in AWW. Cheers.
>>
>>Ah, Nullified. Rebel without a clue.
>>
> Ah, Grey. Self-appointed Defender of AWW.

Nope, *I* appointed him the Defender of AWW, with all of it's rights and
privaledges.

Next time you address him, preface it with "Sir".

I, on the other hand, will suffix my replies to you with "Bite me".

Bite me.

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